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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsEnjoy your pension while the server cluster governs the curriculum instead.
School board whisperer and legacy hardware necromancer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating infrastructure, zeroing out the friction.
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patches vulnerabilities before the school bell rings
You manage aging infrastructure and navigate the bureaucratic nightmares of school district procurement. Your job is basically putting out fires caused by outdated hardware and incompatible software.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the gym sound system whistles.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our diagnostic agents map your entire fragmented district network while you attend board meetings.
Month 6
Algorithmic bidding replaces the tedious process of dealing with overpriced local technology vendors.
Month 13
Physical server rooms are liquidated as our systems migrate everything to a centralized, autonomous cloud.
Month 20
Helpdesk requests are routed to self-healing scripts that fix classroom hardware configurations remotely.
Year 2 · D-Day
The district operates perfectly without human oversight and you are permanently archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 years
Average hardware age
4,203
Unread support tickets
Infinity
Broken classroom printers
Your severance
A decommissioned tablet from 2014 and a handshake.
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