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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsSelling safety to clients while ignoring the chainsaws in your head.
Professional branch-wrangler and safety-clipboard enthusiast.
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Total canopy control for maximum profit margins.
stretchy.youAI▸ ARBORLOGIC DISTRICT HUB▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes felling paths for maximum timber yield
You oversee tree removal crews and ensure safety compliance. You balance revenue targets with equipment upkeep and scheduling.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a rot-weakened limb just by the sound the trunk makes under tension.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and software take over crew scheduling and route efficiency.
Month 6
Cameras on drones identify tree health issues faster than human eyes.
Month 15
AI models calculate job pricing based on lidar scan data.
Year 2.2
Wearable sensors monitor worker heart rate and compliance in real-time.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Autonomous fleets deploy, removing your need to manage the district.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
14%
Average tree hazard miscalculation rate
8/week
Hours spent writing safety incident reports
22%
Safety gear compliance deviation
Your severance
A blunt hatchet and a lifetime discount on sawdust.
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