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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYour career is just a slow, expensive committee meeting.
Professional gatekeeper of paper and pointless consensus.
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Decisions made at machine speed.
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autogenerates bureaucratic jargon at infinite speed
You shuffle reports between departments and rubber-stamp approvals. You hold endless meetings to discuss what other meetings decided.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smell the desperation in the room when budget cuts are mentioned.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent begins drafting your routine departmental updates.
Month 6
Algorithms start predicting which policy proposals will fail.
Month 13
Virtual assistants begin handling your chairing duties.
Year 1.9
Digital signatures replace your physical approval process.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
A terminal replaces your office and all future memos.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
3 seconds
Average decision latency
Zero
Meetings attended
None
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation written by a script.
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