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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour intuition is just a spreadsheet that lacks high-speed processing power.
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Inventory flow without the middle-management overhead.
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reallocates entire department budgets in seconds
You manage inventory allocation and team performance across ten departments. Algorithms already do this better than you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the office politics of your team better than any sentiment analysis.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and software begin monitoring your inventory levels and sales patterns.
Month 6
The system assumes control over routine inventory allocation across all ten departments.
Month 13
AI-generated summaries replace your manual reporting to the executive leadership team.
Month 21
Your thirty subordinates now receive daily task lists directly from the software.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
You are invited to a final meeting that you do not attend.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
450 hours
Annual planning meetings
12 percent
Inventory forecast variance
30 total
Human team members
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one expired gift card.
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