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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Divisional Risk Associate jobs? · Latest report #ngwvqncz
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsMapping risks until the only risk left is your own employment.
Mapping processes that nobody actually follows.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating compliance into total silence.
oof.youAI▸ AUDITLOGIC V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags compliance gaps in milliseconds
You log risk events, create internal controls, and map processes while obsessing over key risk indicators.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a colleague is lying about a process breakdown during a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin auto-populating your risk logs from server data.
Month 4
Visualisation software maps your entire bank process automatically.
Month 8
Control testing runs as a background script every hour.
Month 13
AI predicts KRI breaches before the human can even log in.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system replaces your role entirely with one passive monitor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
infinite
Risk logs filed
98 percent
Controls ignored
14
Spreadsheets per day
Your severance
A PDF copy of the risk report you wrote.
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