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Will AI replace DMV Clerk jobs? · Latest report #3tx95fer
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour desk is a barrier, not a service.
Professional gatekeeper of the license renewal queue.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency without the sigh.
blub.you▸ BUREAUCRAT-BOT 4000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies applications with clinical precision
You process vehicle registrations, issue licenses, and verify endless streams of government forms for annoyed customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how much a person hates the DMV by their posture.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
All paper applications are moved to a mandatory online portal.
Week 8
Computer vision checks your residency documents instantly.
Month 4
Touchscreen pods replace the service windows entirely.
Month 5
Wait times vanish as the system approves everything remotely.
Month 6 · D-Day
The office closes its doors forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Infinite
Paperwork processed per hour
Zero
Coffee breaks needed
Not required
Patience levels
Your severance
One free lamination of your old work badge.
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