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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou model airport queues so machines can skip them entirely.
Professional over-thinker of logistics and student-grader.
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Publishing papers without the existential dread.
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grades 500 essays with zero empathy
You derive mathematical models for terminal throughput and grade undergraduate papers on supply chain theories.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific simulation parameter feels fundamentally wrong during a presentation.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Vision models ingest your broken airport data files automatically.
Month 7
Language models generate your literature reviews in seconds.
Month 14
Algorithms detect plagiarism and assign grades to student essays.
Month 20
Neural networks solve your terminal throughput equations instantly.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The system presents the final research thesis without your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed per paper
94 percent
Students ignored
12 million
Simulations run
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