Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Doctoral Student jobs? · Latest report #br3ap7at
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTrading years of your life for a title nobody reads.
Professional over-thinker surviving on instant noodles and pure spite.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
PhD quality research in three seconds flat.
no no noyou▸ THESISSYNTHESIZER-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect footnotes in your sleep
You spend years researching niche topics, writing endless drafts, and waiting for faculty approval that never quite comes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely pretend that your obscure research matters to the world.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 11
The AI ingests every library archive in the world instantly.
Month 6
Thesis drafts are written in the style of your advisor.
Month 10
The machine generates thousands of relevant, non-existent sources.
Month 13
AI panels mock your defense until you achieve perfection.
Month 18 · D-Day
You receive a digital degree while the department head is automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4 per hour
Average cups of coffee
Exactly zero
Total peer-reviewed citations
Non-existent
Stipend sufficiency
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Work'.
Discussion
