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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your paper trail into a silent digital graveyard.
Professional paper feeder with advanced stapler-clearing skills.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Paper is just data waiting to be deleted.
no no noyou▸ SCANMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tags and archives ten thousand PDFs hourly
You scan physical files, index meta-data, and manage document archives. Your work is a digital bottleneck.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decipher the handwriting on that one water-damaged invoice from 2008.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical character recognition reads files faster than your human eyes.
Month 4
Automated document sorters remove staples and sort pages without pauses.
Month 8
Algorithms verify data accuracy against existing database records instantly.
Month 12
All physical files are indexed and moved to cold storage.
Month 14 · D-Day
The scanners are networked and you are officially unplugged.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
2400
Pages scanned hourly
Zero
Errors identified
None
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A high-speed scanner and one final digital receipt.
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