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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Document Stamper jobs? · Latest report #hgg5gtpe
Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsA rubber stamp could do your job, but it lacks your salary.
Professional ink-transfer technician in a paper-based purgatory.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pressing paper into oblivion for good.
brr.you▸ STAMP-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
stamps three thousand pages without any ink
You receive stacks of official documents and mechanically apply physical ink stamps to mark them as processed.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a document is crooked before the machine even wakes up.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Digitization scanners start capturing incoming paper documents automatically.
Month 6
Software overlays digital stamp images onto the document scans.
Month 12
Automated arms begin physically stamping the few remaining paper files.
Month 19
The office mandates digital-only processing for all new documents.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed as a server mounting point.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
45
Stamps per minute
Zero
Brain cells used
0.1%
Ink smudge rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of ink pads and disappointment.
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