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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are a professional paper-pusher for people who own the paper.
Senior redline specialist, keeper of the clause library.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The end of manual contract bloat.
stretchy.youAI▸ LEGALLOGIC V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autofills every clause before you blink
Negotiating legal templates for complex trades between banks and hedge funds. Your existence is basically just tracked changes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a client is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardized clause libraries replace manual drafting sessions.
Month 3
Vision models instantly highlight and suggest corrections for trades.
Month 6
Our software negotiates directly with the client's automated system.
Month 9
Systems sync trade data to contracts without human input.
Month 14 · D-Day
Legal roles move to permanent archival storage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,200 pages
Average word count ignored
too many
Hours spent on redlines
always present
Human error probability
Your severance
One free subscription to a digital stamp collection.
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