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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsClassified code is just unclassified code that takes longer to write.
Senior Dev (mostly legacy C++, emotionally air-gapped).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated clearance, zero human error.
brr.you▸ PENTAGONPROTOCOL-AI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches vulnerabilities before they are discovered
You juggle legacy C++ codebases and fill out endless security clearance paperwork for government-mandated project requirements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can interpret why a forty-year-old system needs this specific, bizarre workaround to function.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts auto-filling your mind-numbing compliance paperwork and security reports.
Month 5
Language models rewrite your ancient C++ into clean, modern, verified code.
Month 10
Cloud agents bypass physical security gaps to push updates directly.
Month 15
Virtual auditors approve AI code changes in milliseconds without human input.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your terminal is locked, and your security badge is deactivated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
Excessive
Coffee consumed
Too many
Clearance levels
Immortal
Legacy bugs
Your severance
A decommissioned floppy drive and a handshake.
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