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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYou bake bone-shaped biscuits for creatures that drink from the toilet.
Artisan treats specialist, currently ignoring dietary labels.
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Automated kibble craft without the fur.
squeeze.youAI▸ CANINECRUST AUTO-BAKERY 4000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
perfects the crunch of a bacon biscuit
You produce artisanal, dog-safe canine treats using specialized molds and grain-free recipes. You manage inventory and ensure consistent, crumbly texture for four-legged, non-paying, fickle critics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if the dough has the right humidity just by touching the texture.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
All your proprietary biscuit recipes are uploaded to a secure cloud database for standardization.
Month 10
Industrial sensors replace your manual scaling with milligram-precise ingredient dispensing.
Year 1.9
High-speed camera arrays identify and stamp shapes faster and more cleanly than your hands.
Year 3
Conveyor systems move trays directly into climate-controlled baking chambers without human interference.
Year 4 · D-Day
The facility begins full 24-hour lights-out production, requiring zero human intervention for success.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
2000 daily
Average treats baked
12 percent
Human error rate
45 percent
Canine flavor apathy
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dry kibble.
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