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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYou chase four-legged chaos while our sensors chase efficiency.
Professional stray-chaser and expert in evasive canine maneuvers.
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Perfect containment for every stray.
bzzt.youAI▸ CANINECAPTURE NODE-9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
secures strays with automated gentle restraint
You capture stray animals using nets and poles for municipal shelters. The job involves transport and animal intake processing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific level of fear in a dog that needs calming.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Area cameras begin tracking strays to optimize your route.
Month 12
Robotic vans start patrolling areas with low traffic variance.
Year 2
Automated arms replace hand-held poles for safer animal pickup.
Year 3
AI automatically logs bite reports using real-time video analysis.
Year 4 · D-Day
The fleet takes over all stray management operations permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
12 percent faster
Stray capture speed
Zero
Bite-risk exposure
Under 4 minutes
Average pursuit time
Your severance
One lifetime supply of premium dry kibble.
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