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Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou get paid in sloppy kisses while the system plans your exit.
Professional poop-scooper, pack mediator, and professional ear-scratcher.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total pack control with zero fur fallout.
squeeze.youAI▸ K9-SUPERVISOR V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
neutralizes pack aggression with ultrasonic calming
Managing chaotic playgroups, monitoring dog body language, cleaning up accidents, and maintaining strict safety protocols for boarding.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a play-fight turning into a real scrap before the sensors do.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Deploy vision-guided cameras to log every tail wag and posture shift for behavioral analysis.
Month 4
Install high-pressure vacuum floor robots to instantly detect and remove biological waste from play zones.
Month 15
Replace manual medication and meal service with automated silos that track health metrics per dog.
Year 2.3
Use sound-based feedback loops to discourage aggressive behavior before a human handler would notice.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human handlers are transitioned to full-time observers as the facility enters total automated autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
12/shift
Average Accidents Cleared
Maximum
Playgroup Chaos Index
100%
Treat Reliability
Your severance
One complimentary squeaky toy and a bag of treats.
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