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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthManaging dogs is just herding chaos that eventually bites you.
Professional chaos wrangler for four-legged clients.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure order in a world of fur.
shred.you▸ CANINECONTROL UNIT-9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
neutralizes aggressive playgroups with ultrasonic pulses
You supervise canine playgroups, manage vaccination records, handle behavioral assessments, and clean up inevitable messes all day long.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense which dog is about to start a fight by their posture.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Biometric scanners replace your manual vaccination record review process.
Month 6
Vision models flag aggressive dog behavior before a fight starts.
Month 17
Dedicated floor-scrubbing units remove messes the moment they appear.
Year 2.5
Moving partitions reconfigure the play area based on group energy.
Year 4 · D-Day
The facility runs autonomously without a human manager present.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
4.2 seconds
Average mess cleanup time
Infinite
Bark frequency handled
Maximum
Human stress level
Your severance
One free high-quality dog leash and collar set.
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