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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsFeeding kibble to machines before the machines feed it to everyone.
Lifting sacks and watching the extrusion line all day.
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no no noyouAI▸ CANINEKIBBLEPRO V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
extrudes gourmet blends without human intervention
You operate industrial mixing vats, monitor extrusion temperatures, and bag processed pet food pellets on assembly lines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle scent of rancid tallow before the sensors trigger an alarm.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical scanners begin tracking the color and flow of the kibble.
Month 10
Robotic arms take over the heavy lifting of palletizing the bags.
Year 1.9
Integrated pressure washers replace your manual scrubbing routine after every batch.
Year 3
Predictive software stops the extruder before it clogs or breaks down.
Year 4 · D-Day
The factory goes fully autonomous and locks the doors to humans.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
20 per day
Tons of kibble bagged
3 per shift
Hours spent cleaning vats
0.5 percent
Average bag weight error
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium beef jerky.
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