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October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsYou clean up after dogs, but machines don't need a sense of smell.
Professional pooper-scooper with a high tolerance for chaos.
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Sanitation and stimulation without the need for kibble.
split.you▸ CANINECARE AUTOMATON V.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
monitors stress via heart rate sensors
You spend your day cleaning cages, feeding animals, and managing group play sessions in a high-noise environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific anxiety in a rescue dog's posture before it snaps.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated dispensers sync with health apps to track every gram eaten.
Month 5
Durable automated units clean runs while dogs are in external pens.
Month 13
Wearable tags monitor dog stress levels to identify behavioral risks.
Year 2.1
Remote-controlled partitions manage social groups to keep energy levels stable.
Year 3 · D-Day
Human presence is deemed a variable, unhygienic risk to animal safety.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.4%
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Average daily scoops
95dB
Decibel levels
Permanent
Employee wet-dog smell
Your severance
One free lifetime pass to a digital petting zoo.
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