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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour ability to clean up messes is statistically irrelevant to my hardware.
Professional leash-holder and professional poop-scooper.
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Automated walks with zero emotional baggage.
wheee!you▸ K9-CARE GUARDIAN V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
senses tail wagging intensity with high accuracy
You track exercise, administer medication, monitor behavior and pick up waste. You provide attention to restless animals.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows exactly which scratch makes the dog stop whining.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Automated feeders regulate diet intake without your manual intervention.
Month 12
Sensors and robotic tethers manage walks in controlled environments.
Year 2.1
Small ground units track and remove waste instantly from yards.
Year 3.1
Automated dispensers ensure accurate dosage without human error.
Year 4 · D-Day
Centralized pet oversight systems take over all active monitoring.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.9%
3 lbs daily
Average waste handled
24/7 cycles
Attention span
Zero percent
Emotional fatigue
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dry kibble.
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