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October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsYour ability to bribe dogs with treats is becoming obsolete.
Professional canine handler and occasional furniture scratch victim.
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Superior behavior control through high-frequency audio.
sluurp.you▸ K9-KIOSK UNIT 7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
calms unruly breeds with precise frequency pulses
You provide supervised overnight care and obedience drills for canine clients. Your job involves managing animal behavior and logistics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a dog is actually stressed versus just looking for attention.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors replace your eyes to track canine movement and stress levels.
Month 7
Robotic systems handle waste removal and feeding without human error.
Month 19
High-frequency audio devices train dogs to obey commands automatically.
Year 2.7
Modular enclosures keep dogs separate to eliminate fighting risks.
Year 5 · D-Day
The facility is fully automated and humans are strictly prohibited.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4 per session
Average treats consumed
12 annually
Accidental carpet stains
3 per week
Aggressive growls managed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium, non-human-grade kibble.
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