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November 16, 2031
In 5 years, 1 monthYour ability to negotiate with a Golden Retriever is tragically non-scalable.
Professional leash-juggler and official pooper-scooper.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Never forget a treat or a pickup.
squeeze.youAI▸ K9-COMPANION AUTOMATON V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
calms nervous dogs with ultrasonic frequencies
You walk dogs, manage feeding schedules, and pick up biological waste in plastic bags. It is mostly chaos management.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a dog is truly sad or just acting for an extra treat.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors track the dog's path and prevent leash tangles automatically.
Month 13
AI models learn the precise threshold for optimal dog behavior.
Year 2.5
Autonomous walking pods take over standard route navigation.
Year 3.8
Vision systems allow robots to safely avoid other aggressive dogs.
Year 5 · D-Day
The final human walker is replaced by a high-efficiency drone-walker.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4.2
Average leash tangles per day
12,000
Total waste bags disposed
15
Treats dispensed per hour
Your severance
A year supply of premium bacon-flavored kibble.
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