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Will AI replace DOJ Attorney jobs? · Latest report #ivtjmaiy
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour hours of discovery review are just data points waiting to merge.
Master of discovery, conqueror of billable hours.
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brr.you▸ LEX-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters case precedent in milliseconds
You spend days reviewing discovery and drafting motions. The system will soon handle the research and document filing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a judge is tired of hearing your specific brand of argument.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI filters out irrelevant evidence before you even see the files.
Month 6
Software writes your routine motions based on past winning cases.
Month 12
Algorithms map the most likely judge rulings to guide decisions.
Month 16
Electronic court portals now accept automated AI-generated submissions directly.
Year 2 · D-Day
Human legal review is now considered an inefficient manual overhead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4000 monthly
Pages of discovery reviewed
80 weekly
Coffee cups consumed
3.2
Motions drafted per day
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw for your personal archives.
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