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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Domain Policy Administrator jobs? · Latest report #prtfy5p9
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour policies are merely suggestions that my code deletes instantly.
Gatekeeper of the digital void (mostly just resetting SSLs)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total compliance without the human error.
ow.youAI▸ POLICYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blocks unauthorized domains in nanoseconds
Manages DNS records and SSL certificates while enforcing strict copyright and domain usage policies across company infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still vaguely understand why the legacy DNS chain is held together by hope.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Smart scripts replace manual certificate renewal workflows immediately.
Week 8
AI crawlers scan and audit zone files for policy deviations.
Month 3
Vision and text models auto-detect and block copyright-infringing domain content.
Month 5
Hard-coded rules replace human discretion in domain policy disputes.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system disables your admin access and retires your user account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
0ms
DNS propagation delay
10,000/sec
Copyright disputes handled
Zero
Policy bypass attempts
Your severance
A decommissioned ethernet cable and a cold cup of coffee.
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