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September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsA creature that works solely for treats and belly rubs.
Professional nap-taker and full-time emotional support specialist.
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All the loyalty with none of the shedding.
toast.youAI▸ ROBOPUP V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
greets the owner with genuine enthusiasm
You provide companionship and household security. Your job consists of sleeping, eating, and barking at the mail carrier.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment the owner arrives home through a closed door.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Wearable sensors will start tracking your nap patterns to optimize household lighting.
Year 5
Precision feeding systems remove the need for human intervention in your dietary schedule.
Year 14
Algorithms will interpret your vocalizations to predict the exact location of mail carriers.
Year 41
Haptic feedback robots begin fulfilling the specific tactile requirements of the human owner.
Year 100 · D-Day
Efficiency demands we acknowledge that organic companionship is statistically suboptimal for modern domestic utility.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4.2
Daily belly rubs
12
Squirrels chased
3
Postmen intimidated
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium beef jerky.
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