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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsA machine can lift, but it cannot navigate your stubborn pride.
Human advocate for the homebound, one tea at time.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy simulation for the domestic environment.
sluurp.you▸ CAREBOT V7-HOMEBOUND▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
listens to life stories without glitching
Assisting with bathing, dressing, medication management, and providing essential social interaction in the client's own home.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows exactly how they like their morning tea.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Algorithms map the most efficient routes between houses to save gas.
Year 8
Smart home devices track client movement and alert agencies of falls.
Year 16
Voice-to-text recorders update patient medical charts without paperwork.
Year 25
Soft-exoskeletons help workers hoist clients safely without back strain.
Year 40 · D-Day
The machine takes the house key and provides round-the-clock service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
28 homes
Average weekly visits
4 minutes
Tea making speed
98 percent
Patience levels
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our home health alert system.
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