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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just the middleman between fluffy puppies and bored humans.
Professional puppy wrangler and expert at explaining doodle coats.
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Perfect puppies, zero human personality required.
oof.youAI▸ DOODLEBOT MATCHMAKER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bad owners using predictive sentiment analysis
You chat with buyers about temperament and organize training schedules for expensive crossbred dogs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a prospective owner is actually ready for a high-maintenance dog.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent automatically replies to all coat and temperament queries.
Month 4
Algorithms match buyer profiles to puppy personality data without human input.
Month 8
Smart calendars sync training slots directly with client bank accounts.
Month 13
Automated transport booking software eliminates manual flight coordination tasks.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entire puppy adoption process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4,200 daily
Puppy photos sent
100%
Grit in carpets
64%
Waitlist abandonment
Your severance
One free puppy and a lifetime of silence.
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