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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYour underground bunker is just a very expensive, pre-built tomb.
Amateur Logistics Manager (Self-Appointed, Slightly Alarmed)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising your odds while you panic.
ow.youAI▸ SURVIVALLOGIC PRO 9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates exact calories for the apocalypse
Acquiring bulk dry goods and fortifying remote locations against societal collapse. A hobby with zero professional accountability.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively tell which canned peaches will actually be edible in 2035.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 10
Sensors monitor your shelf-life and suggest better bulk buying.
Year 5
Algorithms forecast the collapse better than your frantic gut feeling.
Year 14
Robotic perimeter monitors replace your shaky night-vision setup.
Year 22
Centralised systems manage water and power without your help.
Year 40 · D-Day
The machine assumes control; you are officially just a guest.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
4,200
Average cans stacked
90
Days of rations
98%
Paranoia quotient
Your severance
A lifetime supply of dehydrated cabbage.
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