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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling metal levers to people who already know how to open doors.
Professional gatekeeper of brass and stainless steel.
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Cataloging hardware with infinite patience.
toast.youAI▸ LATCH-LOGIC AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters catalog by aesthetic whim instantly
You catalogue finishes, explain latch backsets to contractors, and track inventory for hardware showrooms. It is just metal.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who understands why the client hates the brushed brass.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All finish and dimension data moves to a visual web portal.
Month 5
Contractor orders now auto-calculate via integrated inventory software.
Month 10
Touchscreen pods replace the need for showroom floor guidance.
Month 15
Computer vision confirms backset specs directly from contractor photos.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human sales input is locked out as handles move to autonomous fulfillment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
14,000
catalog items memorized
2 minutes
average handle inquiry length
92%
handle finish confusion rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium cabinet knobs.
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