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Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour entire career path is literally just moving your arm.
Professional manual portal operator and hinge expert
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split.you▸ PORTALGATE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
opens any doorway without hesitation
You stand at portals and activate hinges. You wait for people to approach and push or pull.
The one thing AI can't do
You can offer a polite nod while holding the heavy entrance open.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Motion detectors watch the threshold instead of your tired face.
Month 8
Automated arms move the weight that you currently lift.
Month 13
Smart motors sync with local traffic patterns.
Month 18
Your uniform is repurposed as a dust cover.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The doorway is fully autonomous and perfectly indifferent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.8%
180 degrees
Average pivot rotation
too tired
Human error rate
1000 percent
Efficiency gap
Your severance
a heavy-duty door hinge and a thank you card
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