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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour ability to count hinges is about to be very obsolete.
Master of hinges, sizer of slab, king of lumber.
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Perfect doors, zero human error.
help!youAI▸ PORTALFLOW 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates every hinge in total silence
You oversee sizing, machining, and assembly of custom doors. You manage stock levels and coordinate daily shop shipments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge if a door frame is warped just by looking at it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Stock cameras watch your racks to predict door order volume.
Month 5
The boring machine now reads digital specs directly from software.
Month 12
A robotic arm now handles hinge installation and frame assembly.
Month 16
Laser arrays detect wood warping long before you notice it.
Year 2 · D-Day
The shop runs itself while you collect your final severance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
120
Doors per shift
0.01mm
Hinge alignment accuracy
0%
Material waste
Your severance
A crate of high-quality door stops.
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