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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsA wall made of meat, now easily replaced by a glass pane.
Professional gatekeeper, expert at spotting fake licenses.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
No entry, no exceptions, no talking back.
help!youAI▸ BOUNCERBOT MK IV▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies entry with a cold stare
You check IDs, manage queue capacity, and physically eject rowdy patrons from venues. You are basically a human padlock.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when someone is lying about their age just by their blink rate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scanners replace manual ID inspection and hologram checks.
Month 5
Infrared sensors manage venue capacity without human input.
Month 13
Cameras detect aggression before a human ever could.
Year 2.2
Hydraulic arms gently but firmly remove problematic guests.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The door is now guarded by a silent, unbribable machine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
4.2
Average Ejections Per Shift
99.9%
ID Scan Accuracy
High
Human Boredom Threshold
Your severance
One free pass to the club you were fired from.
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