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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour firm handshake is the only thing currently fueling regional energy sales.
Professional porch-stander and doorstep contract negotiator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing rates without the pesky doorbells.
split.youAI▸ E-PULSE AUTOMATON V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers personalized energy savings via projection
You walk neighborhoods to cold-call residents and pitch electricity rate switches. You manage paper contracts and rejection.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of reading a homeowner's body language before they slam the door.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Satellite imagery identifies high-probability homes for automated direct mail.
Month 6
Programmatic ad-bidding captures leads before you even reach the porch.
Month 12
Connected home sensors switch providers automatically based on real-time pricing.
Month 18
Biometric verification replaces your manual collection of signatures.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The neighborhood sales grid is fully autonomous and entirely door-free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
85
Average doors per day
98%
Average rejection rate
3 pairs
Shoes worn out annually
Your severance
One pair of comfortable walking shoes and bus fare.
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