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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsOpening doors is not a career, it is an architectural failure.
Lobby-bound guardian of the threshold and courier of mail.
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The gatekeeper that never needs a tip.
no no noyou▸ ENTRYGUARD 7000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
denies entry with polite, automated silence
You monitor access, manage building entry, and hold handles for the wealthy. It is a gloriously passive career.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge a resident's moral character simply by the way they enter a lobby.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Camera-equipped intercoms verify identities without your tired eyes.
Month 7
Packages go into secure metal boxes instead of your hands.
Month 19
Automated entry sensors replace the manual act of holding handles.
Year 2.3
Biometric doors eliminate the need for any human gatekeeper.
Year 3 · D-Day
The lobby is finally empty, efficient, and blissfully silent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Zero
Average tip per shift
400+
Doors opened per day
High
Units of social awkwardness
Your severance
A vintage brass door handle and a map.
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