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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsOpening doors is a motor function, not a career path.
Professional gatekeeper of the lobby and local package courier.
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The door is always open for you.
no no noyou▸ LOBBYGUARD PRO 700▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters visitor packages at lightning speed
You greet residents, sign for packages, and operate heavy lobby doors. You are essentially a decorative human lock.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still remember which resident insists on being called by their title.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Tenants replace physical keys with smartphone proximity sensors.
Month 5
Automated locker banks replace the messy pile of cardboard.
Month 11
Remote viewing software handles visitor ID checks from afar.
Month 16
Hydraulic door hardware removes the need for manual pulling.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The lobby desk is replaced by a sleek charging station.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
400+
Doors held daily
12 percent
Packages misdirected
Maximum
Uniform starch levels
Your severance
A brass whistle and a final set of keys.
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