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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsEnjoy greeting students while the foundation slowly turns into a swamp.
Gatekeeper of damp hallways and misplaced cardboard boxes.
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Automated keys, dry floors, and zero small talk.
help!youAI▸ DORMBOT SUMP-SENTINEL V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restores key access before water rises
You log packages, hand out spare keys, and monitor flood-prevention water pumps in the basement.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell the difference between a real flood and a spilled water cooler.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Mobile apps replace the physical key drawer entirely.
Month 5
Robotic lockers accept packages so you stop sorting them.
Month 11
IoT water sensors track basement moisture without your logs.
Month 17
A touchscreen terminal handles student guest registration automatically.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The kiosk locks the doors as you clock out forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
0.1 percent
Average package delivery error
Under 2 seconds
Flood alert response speed
30 seconds
Lost key replacement time
Your severance
A pair of high-quality rubber boots and a mop.
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