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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour legacy code is the only thing keeping you relevant today.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI agents begin identifying unused classes in your bloated solutions.
Month 5
Smart bots handle ticket backlog and minor feature requests automatically.
Month 10
Machine models generate schema changes faster than you can type.
Month 15
CI/CD systems replace your manual deployments and server configurations.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system re-architects itself and leaves you with no tickets.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
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12
Dependencies broken per sprint
9
Hours spent ignoring code reviews
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