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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy your final stand-up before the compiler learns to think.
Full-stack architect with a penchant for dependency injection.
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Architecting systems without the biological overhead.
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patches production at 3am silently
You write C# APIs, manage SQL databases, and fix memory leaks. We replace the code generation entirely.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who truly knows why that specific legacy integration breaks.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting cleaner code to replace your messy functions.
Month 5
Models begin writing boilerplate controllers faster than you can type.
Month 10
The machine takes control of your Entity Framework migration headaches.
Month 15
Deployment scripts now fix their own configuration errors without human input.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked, and the system runs itself forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
94 percent
Stack Overflow dependencies
Fictional
Average sprint velocity
Endless
Hours spent refactoring
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium mechanical switch lubricant.
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