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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling overpriced plastic sheets to homeowners with fading curb appeal.
Professional door-knocker and master of the fake surprise.
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Closing deals while you sleep soundly.
split.you▸ GLAZEBOT 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates instant installation discounts based on hesitation
You harass residents into buying windows they do not need. Then you calculate complex installation quotes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a homeowner gives up and just says yes.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scripts scrape local property data for potential upgrades.
Month 6
Computer vision models measure windows from uploaded exterior photos.
Month 13
Dynamic pricing algorithms instantly generate custom installation quotes.
Month 21
Voice agents handle the high-pressure sales pitch remotely.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entire sales cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
85
Cold calls per day
450 USD
Average commission per sale
Infinite
Rejection tolerance level
Your severance
A lifetime supply of triple-pane replacement samples.
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