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August 30, 2027
In 10 monthsConverting your gut feeling into a CSV file for pennies.
Spreadsheet architect of future draft-day disasters
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squeeze.youAI▸ DRAFTLOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects long-term busts in real-time
You spend your days aggregating scouting reports and performance data to rank prospects. You make the spreadsheets that owners look at before ignoring them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the disappointment of a front office after a bad pick.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Our ingestion engine begins mapping your messy scouting spreadsheets into a clean unified database.
Week 9
The AI assumes control of the monte carlo simulations, removing your bias from the draft variables.
Month 5
Draft boards are now automatically updated via API, rendering your manual slide decks completely obsolete.
Month 8
The system suggests picks directly to the GM, bypassing your need to explain the logic.
Month 10 · D-Day
We switch off your credentials and replace your office with a high-speed server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
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Spreadsheets per week
98%
Unread reports
12%
Human error rate
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