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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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November 7, 2061
In 35 years, 1 monthFeeding fire-breathing lizards is a death wish the market won't fund.
Professional lizard whisperer (currently dodging dragon fire).
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Reptilian asset management without the burn scars.
split.you▸ DRACO-AUTOMATON V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 35 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
monitors core temperature for combustion risks
You spend your days managing thermal incubation, ventilation, scaling feed ratios, and cleaning up highly volatile combustion waste.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the specific instinct to know exactly when a dragon is genuinely angry.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 15
IoT probes track heat fluctuations to reduce accidental dragon awakening.
Year 3.3
Robotic conveyors handle mineral distribution to keep you out of reach.
Year 10
Pneumatic systems vacuum up acidic waste without human skin contact.
Year 19
AI predicts temperamental shifts based on subtle environmental cues.
Year 35 · D-Day
Integrated autonomous units fully manage the habitat with zero human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.3%
14
Average burns per year
2 tons
Feed throughput per hatchling
low
Thermal stability rating
Your severance
A fireproof suit and a lifetime supply of ointment.
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