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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Dragon Hoarder jobs? · Latest report #umaamf73
Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour gold piles attract thieves, but my algorithms only track value.
Expert in high-density metallic sleeping arrangements.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Immutable storage for your fire-breathing assets.
oof.you▸ HOARDSYNC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
incinerates local adventurers with thermal sensors
Sitting on mountains of gold in dark caves. Protecting shiny artifacts from plundering adventurers with crude iron swords.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who truly knows the joy of a gold-coin mattress.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Your physical coins get uploaded to a secure blockchain database.
Month 6
Smart cameras and lasers replace your grumpy fire-breathing habits.
Month 13
Conveyor belts organize your coins better than your claws ever could.
Month 19
The cave is converted into a high-density server rack room.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
You are officially evicted to make space for better cooling systems.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.02 seconds
Gold retrieval time
100 percent
Adventurer deterrence rate
Your severance
One free iron sword and a map to nowhere.
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