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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Dragon Tamer jobs? · Latest report #x5c8tear
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July 4, 2066
In 39 years, 9 monthsFire breathing lizards are just overgrown reptiles with an ego problem.
Professional lizard whisperer with a high risk of incineration.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior scale control for the modern beast-master.
ow.youAI▸ DRACO-SHIELD 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 39 YEARS, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
suppresses dragon aggression with targeted frequencies
You spend your days enduring burns, managing aggressive temperaments, and maintaining high-heat containment systems for mythological beasts.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which scales are sensitive when a dragon is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Motion cameras replace your eyes to monitor dragon restlessness.
Year 11
Robotic chutes replace manual feeding to minimize human burns.
Year 22
Frequency generators replace your voice to pacify the beasts.
Year 33
Hardened modular units take over habitat security completely.
Year 40 · D-Day
Human presence is prohibited for safety and efficiency reasons.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4.2
Third-degree burns yearly
120k
Dragon food budget
Zero
Containment breaches
Your severance
A fireproof suit and a one-way map out.
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