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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour lecture on experimental theater is now a pre-rendered training module.
Professional critic of art that nobody is watching anymore.
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Curating curricula for the attention-deficient masses.
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generates nuanced critiques of non-existent stage plays
You lecture on theatrical history and assess student papers. You write research papers about contemporary dramatic performance trends.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is faking interest in a 1950s avant-garde play.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
All your lecture notes are fed into a large language model.
Month 10
Software scans essays for required buzzwords and assigns a letter grade.
Month 20
A chatbot handles student inquiries about deadlines and formatting requirements.
Year 2.5
New trends are identified by pattern-matching thousands of global theater reviews.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The department is converted into a high-density server farm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4 minutes
Average lecture attention span
99 percent
Papers graded using key terms
62 percent
Office hours spent doomscrolling
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital script repository.
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