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October 23, 2030
In 4 yearsMoving kegs is just an inefficient way to transport heavy liquid.
Professional back-breaker of the beverage industry.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Drunk on efficiency, sober on delivery.
no no noyouAI▸ KEGROVER X-1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
unloads entire trucks while you sleep
You unload heavy beer kegs from trucks to pub cellars using trolleys and ramps. Your back is the machine.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically wedge a stuck keg into a tight, damp corner.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI optimizes your delivery stops to eliminate all backtracking.
Month 10
Self-loading pallets reduce the need for manual keg wrestling.
Year 1.9
Cameras map every dark basement to prepare for robot navigation.
Year 3
Hydraulic platforms now handle all heavy heavy drops autonomously.
Year 4 · D-Day
The KegRover replaces your entire role and heavy lifting duties.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
120 units
Avg kegs per shift
99 percent
Spine compression risk
500 plus
Pub cellar stair death-traps
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tepid, unbranded lager.
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