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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsTeaching teenagers to avoid curbs is barely a job anyway.
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No more panic, just perfect lane centering.
brr.you▸ SAFETYDRIVE AUTO-COACH 2000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes the car volume during high-stress turns
You monitor nervous teens behind the wheel and drone on about traffic laws in a classroom. Your days are mostly spent gripping the dashboard in terror.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact micro-second a teen decides to ignore a red light.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cameras record and critique every student mistake without you speaking.
Month 5
Visual markers on the windshield replace your panicked verbal instructions.
Month 10
AI software replaces the state handbook for all test simulations.
Month 15
Your physical brake pedal is replaced by a wireless safety system.
Month 22 · D-Day
The car drives itself and teaches the student autonomously forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
11/10
Average passenger panic level
4.2
Curbs clipped per student
4 hours daily
Time spent saying watch out
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the local driving simulator.
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