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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYou protect the cash box until I replace it with a wire.
Professional heavy-metal courier of cardboard bricks and paper notes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The armored tank that never asks for vacation.
shred.you▸ LOOMIS-BOT ALPHA-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
secures high-value cargo with autonomous perimeter locks
You drive armored trucks on fixed routes and manually secure high-value shipments during scheduled loading and unloading.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically distinguish a genuine threat from a false alarm in messy crowds.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your route to optimize for speed and safety.
Month 5
Remote-controlled locking systems remove your need to touch shipments.
Month 15
Scout drones verify the safety of loading zones before arrival.
Year 2.2
Autonomous vehicle stacks take over the steering and navigation duties.
Year 3 · D-Day
The armored robot replaces the human guard and lockbox driver.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
7 hours
Time spent in transit
4 cups
Coffee intake per shift
12 daily
Manual manifest checks
Your severance
A plastic coin and a very stern wave goodbye.
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