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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour career is just a retention metric waiting to be deleted.
Professional listener to highway grievances and payroll errors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Keeping your drivers compliant and silent.
oof.youAI▸ FLEETPILOT HR-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates exit interviews at record speed
You chase truck drivers to keep them employed. You manage onboarding paperwork and hear complaints about dispatch.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a driver is actually quitting versus just having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Video portals now handle all safety training and paperwork automatically.
Month 5
Software reads driver emails to flag quitting risks before you do.
Month 10
Smart bots audit all insurance and logs without human review.
Month 15
Automated salary adjustments keep drivers just happy enough to stay.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the fleet runs on pure efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
20 percent
Driver churn handled
4 daily
Coffee breaks taken
1200 weekly
Retention emails sent
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says Open To Work.
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