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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsGravity is the only thing currently keeping your job airborne.
Professional sky-scroller with a penchant for expensive batteries.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect horizons, zero human panic.
bzzt.youAI▸ SKYSCOPE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks targets perfectly without losing focus
You pilot aircraft to capture aerial footage. Automated flight paths and stabilization tech handle the rest soon.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the one perfect gap in the trees during a gusty day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors map the area to eliminate the need for manual piloting.
Month 5
Software automatically swaps filters and adjusts exposure in real time.
Month 10
Multiple units sync to film complex shots without human interference.
Month 15
Cloud servers process raw files into finished clips instantly.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The controller is recycled and your flight path is permanently closed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.8%
28 minutes
Battery life per flight
4 per shoot
Gimbal jitter instances
15 knots
Wind-speed threshold
Your severance
One lightly used SD card and a propeller blade.
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