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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsRecording cinematic shots while you dodge branches is cute, but unsustainable.
Expert at avoiding tree branches and FAA violations.
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Perfect cinematic tracking without the pilot error.
toast.youAI▸ SKYOPTIC AUTONOMOUS SERIES-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks cinematic subjects without manual input
You pilot UAVs to capture aerial footage and manage complex camera gimbal movements during live shoots.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the intuition to capture the soul of a landscape before the battery dies.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Software algorithms calculate the optimal path before you even arrive.
Month 5
Sensors adjust camera angles faster than your human reflexes allow.
Month 11
Multiple units capture footage simultaneously from every necessary angle.
Month 17
Units land on charging pods without needing a human hand.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The pilot is removed from the budget entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
20 minutes
Battery swap frequency
too many
Gimbal jitter instances
800 yearly
Average flight hours
Your severance
One complimentary set of spare prop blades.
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