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November 7, 2029
In 3 yearsYour spreadsheets on drug efficacy are just slow-motion data entry.
Professional cat-herder for highly educated medical researchers.
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Faster science without the middleman.
split.youAI▸ TRIALLOGIC AI-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates fda compliance submissions instantly
You oversee clinical trial timelines and regulatory compliance for new pills. You spend your life chasing data from researchers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a researcher is lying about the progress of their clinical trial.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull real-time data directly from laboratory equipment logs.
Month 5
Software writes the regulatory reports that you currently struggle with.
Month 13
A dashboard replaces the need for your weekly status meetings.
Year 2.1
Predictive models manage patient safety protocols more efficiently than you.
Year 3 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entire development lifecycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
120
Emails per day
Zero
Regulatory filing errors
0.5 liters
Coffee consumed hourly
Your severance
A one-year supply of unapproved experimental vitamins.
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